When you realize that someone is only being nice to you because they want something
I applied for a job and the application had a section for hobbies and I couldn’t really think of anything so I put “peeing” and I got the job and now I’m the president. I’m not the president of the company, I’m the president of The United States Of America.
Yeah idk I was missing New Girl and the two Nicks merged in my mind and I redrew this Nick x Jess scene as Nick x Maya.
fandom: free! (references to eternal summer beware)
pairing: rin/rei heck ye
rating: this one’s an M what what
wordcount: 10.6k this took me like five days to write
summary: exactly what it says on the tin
notes: i dunno man i saw a prompt on the kink meme and i was like “hey that sounds fun” and then it took me three years to write this i’m so sorry
and then later gou mentions that rin doesn’t like sweets and we get to witness yet another one of rei’s pterodactyl screeches.
I took the time to actually make it officially a RinRei art! I had mixed feelings not making them smile in the first version lol Rin and Rei smiling together makes me happy the most! I mean, doesn’t it make you smile too? (/〃｀∀´)/☆(〃´ ▽ `〃)
The first pic is transparent if you ever want to put them on your blog. :D
seeing your NOTP (that you hate) on your dash, but understanding that it’s their opinion and ur not a hater
Things I should be doing: Writing
Things I am doing: Imagining random shit from the story I want to write without actually thinking them through and then forgetting about them.
important ship tropes:
- fake dating
- SECRET dating
- being locked in a room or trapped in a small space
- huDDLING FOR WARMTH
- BEING ON THE BRINK OF ADMITTING THEIR FEELINGS FOR EACH OTHER BUT THEN GETTING INTERRUPTED
- finishing each other’s sentences, KNOWING WHAT THE OTHER IS ABOUT TO SAY
- tou chi NG!!!! FOr eheA DS!!!!!!11!!
- wearing each other’s clothes
- doing that thing where they accidentally get real close and, like, stare meaningfully at each other for a few seconds too long
- channeling the inner romcom and having an epiphany about how much they care about each other and RACING TO CONFESS THEIR LOVE
- fucking. Now or Never Kiss
- HEIGHT DIFFERENCES
- defending each other to scathing tertiary or otherwise minor characters but ONLY WHEN THE OTHER ISN’T AROUND
- reincarnation or time loop or OOOOH TIME TRAVEL SCENARIOS
- dramatically saving each other from certain death or barely surviving something that almost makes the other break down and just smirking wearily and mumbling flippant smartass remarks to HIDE THE DEPTH OF THEIR FEELINGS
- undercover as lovers, the classic
- ALMOST KISSING. like getting so close that they start to close their eyes and hold their breath and then SOMETHING HAPPENS and they jump apart, that is MORE VALUABLE THAN ANY ACTUAL KISSING
- casually sitting on each other’s laps during ensemble cast conversations or scenes
- did i mention F AKE DATinG